So how exactly does Superman have sex?

Not to be crass, but it's a serious issue. His arms are strong, his legs are strong, his whole body is like a living piece of steel, I can't imagine it would end well.



One time he had sex with Lana and the broke the bed in half from earthquakes. (She had superpowers so she was fine. Unfortunately.)



And I've heard people suggest kryptonite condoms, but that would just be like rapping poison around you, it would make you sickly but much good for sexy time. Well unless Clark is into that sort of S%26amp;M.So how exactly does Superman have sex?Red sun lava lamp.So how exactly does Superman have sex?
Very very carefully.

He doesn't

It's different than mere mortal sex

any of the aboveSo how exactly does Superman have sex?He "has" sex just like everybody else does.....I won't go into detail
Probably the same way god does.So how exactly does Superman have sex?well u c first the man loves the womin.



after than he takes his penis out and says hey you want to filatio? if she sayz yes he puts in mouth, if she says no he pits in her vajinga, and she gos O man this is hot! she then prosedes to mown and screme at top of lung and he grunt like wolf Aooooo.



then he goes ugh ugh ugh and cames in her poosay and she is pregnant.So how exactly does Superman have sex?
Vigorously.
i bet it would be heavenSo how exactly does Superman have sex?
Wonderwoman is an option I suppose. She's about the only woman he could possibly have a baby with.



Mallrats: not exactly Kevin Smith's finest hour, but funny nonetheless.
Under a Red Sun...
Very, very, carefully.
First he drills a hole through a concrete block...
Lois says it hurt.
he does it under a red sun
With finesse.
One day Wonder Woman was laying naked, spread eagle on here balcony. Superman flew by and thought, "Hey, I'm Superman. I could do her with super fast speed, leave, and she would never know". So superman flew on to her balcony, whipped out his wiener, did his thing, and left. Wonder Woman opened her eyes and said, "Hey what was that". The invisible man was lying on top of her and said, "I don't know, but my bottom really hurts bad"!
"old" Superman , pre-1985 would have impregnated every fertile woman on the planet with one ejaculation.

The newer, weaker version would need the woman on top, reverse cowgirl, preferred. then the ejaculation would only blow her head off!
Why don't you go to the fantasy section where the question might be relevant?